You heard me! There are enough blog posts and articles on how to build business with SEO and Google AdWords and leveraging social media. But that’s no fun. All that money means more hassle from the accountant, pressure from the family to “invest” and difficult choices about which prestige car to buy. Much easier when your budget could only afford the cheapest option available and tax returns took five minutes.

By following these concise tips, you too can drive your online business into the ground quickly and get back to watching Simpsons reruns. D’oh!